Grim Reaper: [in Limbo] Come on, it's not so bad. The Moon: Here's a poem, from the Moon. Most men would have kissed my balls Rudy: Let us see what is behind the Door of Kukundu! Fighting in the dojo. A miracle!" Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. How are you? Howard Moon: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night? Dance around a bit, bob and weave O.K? So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! Howard: Having fun are you? It hurts. Quick, run! To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum. They call me the Midnight Barber. Flying Saucers. Tommy: Cheese is a kind of meat A tasty yellow beef I milk it from my teat But I try to be discrete. Fossil: You know, the black eyes Chinese people that eat sticks? I'm a ragamuffin from the streets. Howard: Howard Moon, I work here at the zoo. Howard Moon: The mixture. Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short! Howard Moon: Oh, yeah when I see a view like that, I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind and yet, at the same time the irrevocable connection we all have with the universe. Vince: [Impersonating the wind] It was pretty good though wasn't it? Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. Privacy Policy. This excellent advice:. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine., The written word is like a drug. I've just been riding a porpoise. Howard Moon: Playing the final moves of it's game. I am too old. Crouton! Rudy: Others call me R-R-Rubbady Pubbady. The first television series is set in a zoo operated by Bob Fossil, the second in a flat and the third in a second hand shop in Dalston called Nabootique. Whats wrong with you? Vince Noir: [wearing a glitter jumpsuit] This is the mirror ball suit. The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Don't be mockin' my mocha. Howard: Can you really? I behaved like a t*t. I was having problems coping with stardom. And separately, they are both brilliant as well. North Pole Native: That is an interesting story, but now we must eat. My own beast and creation, killing me dead! You, me and Carlos Santana; hoovering for six weeks! He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Ape of Death: Yeah, but you bummed that fox. Vince passes it back to the Bear]. Vince: A passing coyote took pity on me., Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. We're Jim and Jackie Piper! Charlie was racked with guilt. I come fully equipped with a papoose! It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. The Mighty Boosh/Nanageddon. Tony Harrison: I've got it Saboo! [Falls exhausted into a crouch. Unfortunately, this demon, Nanatoo, is the most dangerous arch-demon of them all, and she has absconded with the spellbook, threatening to raise an army of evil Nanas and bring on Armaggedon. Howard Moon: I'm not interested in your stupid dreams. I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you. - , . The Boosh is loose; see it or throw your eyes in the bin! , Howard Moon: I dont accessorize. Howard: Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? It burns! Will he get out? Get involved. Ape of Death: No smoke without firewhich, incidentally, you'll be seeing quite a bit of from here in on! Vince Noir: I do the costumes, you do the music. Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man! Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Where are the bars and the women? Obsessed with travel? Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. But I found another song about a train. That's the agreement. Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. Howard Moon: Stardom? AHHHH! Howard: I don't need a funny little hair-do for that. 20 of the most absurdly funny quotes from Nathan Barley Somebody clear this sick away. Don't mess with the occult. Vince: I write novels. Dixon Bainbridge: I don't like to finish on a downer. Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. Vince: My hair's an intrinsic ingredient to this show. You walked right into it! Yeah, the pandas. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Johnny Two Hats: Bingo., All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense., Vince: I hate jazz. Howard Moon: [Vince gives the Bear a magazine] What are you doing? Howard Moon: [wincing, sobs pathetically] Don't kill me! You witness some soil? Howard: Pass me the first of his last words. Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!, Your email address will not be published. 25 of the greatest Absolutely Fabulous quotes, darling Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. Stop! Die Serie enthlt fnf Hauptdarsteller: Julian Barratt , Noel Fielding , Rich Fulcher , Michael Fielding und Dave Brown . What about smoke machines? Naboo: I might transform myself into a mighty hawk. Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Vince: Come on, it's just hype, you'll get the same treatment. Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! Vince Noir: [pauses. The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. I'm really really looking forward to working with you and just working and being with you and things. Vince Noir: [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies. Mmm. Well, I have! A state of mind (mainly insanity) 1. Howard: Yeah, I mean in as much as, you know, we've all, we can all relate to a killer, erm, I mean in our minds, we've all killed in our minds. The Shaman Council assembles. Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. 26 of Stewart Lees most gloriously acerbic jokes Me and Jack aquaintances. He and Tony Harrison were sent to retrieve the Book of Black Magic from the old lady demon Nanatoo. "Yes!" they'd honk. Image that: A poncho-sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. [the eight-year-old]. Please let us go faster.". Die zweite Serie von The Mighty Boosh wurde ursprnglich zwischen dem 25. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? 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Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Vince: I thought it was good for you. I can't hear my internal TomTom. You fear jazz! Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Others call me Trenu, the boiler Rudy: Some call me Marjorie Keek. Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists Mr Rogers the Cobra: [Vince is speaking a random language trying to talk to Mr Rogers] Speak English fool, your face is confusing enough. I've got so much to give!" Vince Noir: "Goth Juice Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. More like this Julian Barratt The Mighty Boosh Noel Fielding Candy Floss Ftm Manifesto Fellas Nonsense Fruit Salad C Candice from Cali Mighty Mighty Dave Brown British Comedy Its fine. Yorkshire is a state of mind. There's a simple truth to me. "FIVE HUNDRED EUROS!? Vince: What you gonna do, you'll probably be alright won't you, you're a shaman, it's pretty specialist job. Even now, it stands as one of British televisions most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! Vince: It is enough, but is it really enough? Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Thug #1: [to Thug #3] Wixy, bust out the knife! Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Elements of the past And elements. The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. I'm not having that. Charlie is genius, right, he's made of a million pieces of old bubblegum. In the summer of 1976 on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement. Spider Dijon: Your wife was not just free with me. Started HOOFIN' the public. But I'm gonna protect you boy. All the features, jostling for position, yeah? In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. You're a French duke if I ever saw one. Fossil: Oh yeah, well let me show you something, this is a contract, it said that Tommy owned the zoo, but in the event of his disappearance, after ten years, it reverts back to Bainbridge. This is just one mink, this whole outfit. I'm not going anywhere. Can we just cut to something else while I explain it? And I need you more than ever! Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! [Hamilton nuts Howard unconscious with his shiny conker of a head]. Naboo: This is black magic. The main moon. I once looked at a hedge. Neil Armstrong, walking on my face / Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face / And the third one is a space man, walking on my face / All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got./ [chuckles] Yeah. The Mighty Boosh Stagione 0 Episodio 28 serie streaming ita The Mighty Boosh Stagione 0 Episodio 28 altadefinizione sub italiano The song Nanageddon from Episod. Destination: Alaska. Ill be off my tits on happiness., Vince: Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho., Vince: Youre in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare., Howard: Ill take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Pain. Stretching on beyond the human imagination. Lead Shaman: But it is a dangerous mission. Anyway, I got a question for ya. Miso! In an attempt to impress two goth girls (Robots in Disguise), Vince and Howard stage a seance in their front room. Vince Noir: [looks through binoculars] Nothing. This video is currently unavailable. Vince Noir: Funk. There's a simple truth to you. After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillip's magic carpet, and left for Seattle. ", "Can I have a crisp?". Jazz's deformed cousin. Howard Moon: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. After dealing out Howard's "first taste of crunch" by slapping him with a handbag, Saboo was seemingly killed by Nanatoo, who wrapped Saboo in her knitting, and stabbed him with several knitting needles, whilst he exclaimed "Crunch time!". Vince: Kings of Leon CD., The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, yknow. Die zweite Serie konzentriert sich auf Howard Moon (Barratt) und Vince Noir (Fielding) und die Abenteuer, die sie in ihrer Wohnung erleben. [the Pong game beeps off-screen in response]. Vince: Hey Naboo. Old Gregg: Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. Pain. Johnny two-hats. Carrot and coriander. Vince Noir: [to Mr. Hopkins] Hi, what was it like meeting Old Gregg? With the opening couple of shows of series two however it's clear that they have found a distinct style that not only capture's the brilliance of the first season, but allows the progression and creativity that the show thrives on at the same time. Howard Moon: Have a look through there, what do you see? Vince: Yeah. The Hitcher: [leers] Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare? Howard Moon: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. Fortunately they are able to defeat her. Carrot and coriander. He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. Quotes Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Since I've already tried my hand at ranking all of classic Doctor Who, I figured I'd try ranking Boosh episodes - less daunting in the sense that there are far fewer things to list, but also tougher in that there are no "bad" Boosh episodes (classic Who, of course, being . I did a song! Like um, like a garage. Tony Harrison: How dare you. Howard: We all die, but do we really die? Vince Noir: Listen, I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's gonna come back in while we're away. Tommy Nooka: [singing] Cheese is a kind of meat/ A tasty yellow beef./ I milk it from my teat./ But I try to be discrete./ Oh cheese!/ O cheese! Howard: not as outlandish as they would have been if you had not you spent half the budget on your hair. Howard Moon: This is the arctic, Vince. Full moon. Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. 45 of Ricky Gervais funniest jokes Naboo: mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler. I've had three lattes, and an Americano. Howard Moon: But we had an arrangement Vince Noir: Oh, boo-hoo the arrangement! He is from Xooberon, the same planet as Naboo, as revealed on the Future Sailors tour. EELS! I need a wee-wee. Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! Noel Fielding has been known to refer to the boy as his nephew but, they are not biologically related. No, sod it, eight! Vince: I think it's this poncho, I mean it's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho. Kodiak Jack: Know what I think about? Vince: Is it because youve got two hats on? Howard: [Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! Vince: Your head's a bit like a man's thigh. Vince: Oh yeah, I do the costumes, you do the music. [turns to camera] Thank you. Really related to the character of erm, Jonathan, thought he was great. Howard: What? That's not very P.C. "Howard Moon"-colon- "Explorer." The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". Dennis: [to his wife] I've got to go now, bye. NO? You've never even been to the crunch. Thanks. Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. He's got one of those faces. Vince: Look at your face, ambient, pure ambience, it's like The Orb's third album. What goes around, comes around. Oh cheese. No way. [inserts gum shield into Howard's mouth]. 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults Just punch the big mouse. Dixon Bainbridge and Bob Fossil: [Bob Fossil starts dancing] And I need you now tonight! Howard: Well as a writer it's erm, it's something that I, I have to do, I have to get involved in the darker side of the human psyche. Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk. Howard Moon: This man came into the shop, a cockney! There's such a thing as having too much going on in your face you know? Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. Howard: That's not a novel, that's the scribblings of a retard. What about the animals? 25 of the most outrageous Summer Heights High quotes Tony Harrison: Come on! Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe you'll take this place a bit more seriously now. What is Yorkshire? . August 2005 ausgestrahlt. Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?, Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray known to man. I call it the library suit. The Mighty Boosh Moon Quotes The Mighty Boosh Bob Fossil Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes. Howard Moon: Well, I'm telling you I love you, and you're laughing at me. Very visually noisy, your face. "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended! It's fine. Jupiter, I did a song! Howard Moon: [wistfully] Remember the time we had that soup? Dennis: We were only just in the service station. Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. Others call me Captain Margaret. I need something more. We are alone now. No one could get near that llama, but you Howard. Vince Noir: [singing] Cyborg Patrick, tell me what you dream / Clockwork Margaret, skating on my mouse mat / In your tiny circuit boots, shoes of the future! Legendary fish. Some say hes half man, half fish. It hurts! Kodiak Jack: Book! 50 of Frankie Boyles funniest (and darkest) jokes Howard Moon: You're just saying that because I said it to you. He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. Vince and Howard successfully steal the spellbook, but Nanatoo corners them in their apartment. For this offence, Naboo's powers were revoked, and he had to spend 6 hours travelling back to Dalston on the Northern Line. There were loads of them on the front. We've got to get out of town. Howard Moon: Keep back. 18 Genius Lines From "The Mighty Boosh" You Need To Relive "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true. That's the most one-track I could get away with off maybe, "Rumors". 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